I wanna divorce? 
 
My wife lately has been trying to talk to me during a game or replay or something.  Being the nice husband I pretend to be - I pause the game to answer her question, pause to make sure she doesn't have anything else to say,  then I resume watching the game.  Not more than 10 seconds back into the game - she has start talking to me again.   
 
It's like - I just paused to make sure that you had nothing more to say, but you wait till i start watching the game again?!?! 
 
I think the only reason she does it is because she just found another way to piss me off ...  She'd probably prefer to not talk to me - but since it pisses me off so badly - she has to talk to me - just to make her day. 
 
Isn't there some kind of therapy I can send her to?
 
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Subject: RE: [gatortalk] Hmmm...
From: "Jay Cicone" <[email protected]>
Date: Thu, November 19, 2009 1:58 pm
To: <[email protected]>

Mine still says the 3 words every man loves to hear.
 
From: Steve McKibben [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Thursday, November 19, 2009 1:57 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: Re: [gatortalk] Hmmm...
 
Mine thinks I'm full of carp...

--- On Thu, 11/19/09, John Vega <[email protected]> wrote:
My wife thinks that I am a salmon.
I sense a very deep spiritual vibe here…..
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Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us

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1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions
2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions
2008 National Football Champions |
Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996),
Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us

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