Awesome collection there...ROTFLMAO!!! On 11/30/11, Rob Alexander <[email protected]> wrote: > >>> >>> WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REGULAR JOBS... >>> >>> 1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: >>> "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the >>> kids to copulate me." >>> >>> 2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming >>> season: >>> "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first." >>> >>> 3. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skin's say: >>> "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," >>> Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too." >>> >>> 4. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John >>> Jenkins: >>> "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.." >>> >>> 5. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann: >>> "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like >>> Norman Einstein." >>> >>> 6. Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh : >>> "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." >>> >>> 7. Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: >>> "You guys line up alphabetically by height.." >>> And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, and then line up in a circle." >>> >>> >>> 8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison: >>> "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for >>> three years, not Princeton ." >>> >>> 9. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a >>> color photo of himself above his locker: >>> "That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my >>> clothes." >>> >>> 10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regimen of >>> heavyweight Andrew Golota: >>> "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning, regardless of what >>> time it is." >>> >>> 11. Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to >>> Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: >>> "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an >>> uncle or an aunt." >>> >>> 12. Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: >>> "I asked him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' >>> He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'" >>> >>> 13. Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he >>> told a player who received four F's and one D: >>> "Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject." >>> >>> 14. In the words of NC State great Charles Shackelford: >>> I can go to my left or right, I am amphibious. > > -- > GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! > 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions > 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions > 2008 National Football Champions | > Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), > Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us
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