Old, but with minor changes, still funny.
Oliver Barry CRS,GRI Real Estate Broker Bob Parks Realty 1517 Hunt Club Blvd Gallatin TN 37066 Phone: 615-826-4040 Fax: 615-822-2027 Mobile: 615-972-4239 Tom Brady dies and goes to heaven. God says, "Welcome Tom, and job well done. Look to your right. See that little modest 2000 square foot home with the Patriot's sticker and your picture in the front window, that is where you will live. You should be proud, not everyone here gets a house to live in." Brady was proud and thankful as well, but as he walked towards his new house, he saw a huge 25,000 square foot mansion around the corner painted orange and blue, with Gator and Bronco Stained glass in every window bearing a Tim Tebow image in full uniform, two 150 foot flag poles in the front manicured lawn waiving a Gator and a Bronco's flag respectively, a pool shaped like Albert the Alligator, a hot tub shaped like a Bronco and separate Bronco and Gator Tim Tebow signed Jerseys on each of the enormous entrance doors. Tom turned back and said "God, I do not mean to sound disrespectful but I have a question. I was All Pro for 9 straight years, League MVP 4 times and won 3 Super Bowls. How come Tim Tebow gets a bigger house than I do?" God chuckled and said, "Tom, that is not Tim's house, it's mine". -- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us
