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10 Reasons Why I Hate Georgia (and you should too)
I hate Georgia with a passion, and you as a Gator fan should too. Certainly, we
as Gators have our share of rivals with Tennessee, Florida State, Miami, and
others; but here are ten reasons why Georgia should be at the top of your hate
list:
1. If I have to hear about Lindsay Scott and "Run Lindsay Run" again, I will go
off on someone in red and black. It was one play and one win back in the 80's
that is irrelevant today. (Do you hear us talking about Bell to Nattiel every
year?)
2. They consider themselves more classy than Florida fans because they dress up
for the games in dress pants, button-ups, and ties. I think they look like
their mom dressed them for church in 100 degree weather. Comfort beats looking
like an over-dressed tool any day. Also, lose the red pants. They look like you
stole them off the homeless clown under the Modis building.
3. They complain about the game being in Jacksonville rather than
Atlanta....but you never heard them complain back before the 90s, did you?
That's because they have to have an excuse for getting blistered every year and
that's the best one they can come up with.
4. Their defensive coordinator, Todd Grantham, was yelling at Chaz Henry before
his overtime field goal kick, "You're going to f***ing choke!" while doing a
choking motion.
5. Because they bark at people. It always makes me wonder, do they realize
they're actually barking like a dog? Seriously?
6. They claim a victory in 1904 against a team from Lake City, when the actual
University of Florida that we cheer for today never fielded a football team
until 1906.
7. They call their band the "Redcoats." Why support the British that we fought
for our independence?
8. The 2007 Celebration will never be forgotten. NEVER. FORGOTTEN.
9. "Glory Glory" is their fight song? Do they even know that's the same song
the Yankees sang as they burned down cities in Georgia during the Civil War?
Incompetence.
10. Lastly, they think they're a national power. They aren't and they haven't
been in 3 decades. They haven't been a national power since Herschel Walker
left 30 years ago. Get over yourself, leg-humpers and let me know when you play
for the real trophy, the BCS Title.
Every year at the beginning of the season, "This is our year..." Unfortunately
for them, it always ends the same way.
About Rusty Thompson
Rusty Thompson has an extreme passion for the Gator Football, Tailgating, and
Jorts; which merged together to help him co-found GatorTailgating.com. Follow
him on Twitter @RustyT22.
Woody (via iPhone)
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