See, Jay! You're in the wrong profession. You got Jerry hook, line & sinker! :-)
SHANE Sent From Shane's iPhone Go Gators! & Skål Vikes! ALPCA #8756 Europlate #1045 > On May 1, 2014, at 1:42 PM, Jay Cicone <[email protected]> wrote: > > You’re killin’ me, Jerry!!!!! > > From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On > Behalf Of Jerry D. Belloit > Sent: Thursday, May 01, 2014 2:40 PM > To: [email protected] > Subject: Re: [gatortalk] Moron Jameis Winston > > Who is the worse moron—Jameis or the fans that are attacking Publix? Didn’t > they read where Jameis admitted to the theft but said he was simply > absent-minded? > > Jerry > > From: Jay Cicone <[email protected]> > Reply-To: GatorTalk <[email protected]> > Date: Thursday, May 1, 2014 at 1:51 PM > To: GatorTalk <[email protected]> > Subject: [gatortalk] Moron Jameis Winston > > Had to do some editing to get through my server. Enjoy. > > FSU Students Shame Publix For Lying About Jameis Winston’s Alleged Shoplifting > <image001.jpg> > > Beloved FSU Quarterback Jameis Winston was cited by the TPD for allegedly > stealing crab legs this past Tuesday. Winston claims the act was consensual > between him and Publix. > > Fans are obviously distraught over the incident. Despite the heavy downpour > of rain covering Tallahassee, many have taken to the Publix parking lot to > protest and shame the accusers of Mr. Winston. > > “There is honestly no f’ing way he did it,” said one fan with his shirt off > and a Free Jaboo slogan painted across his chest, “Jameis doesn’t need to > steal crab legs. He can get crabs anytime he damn wants to. Any crab would be > lucky to go home with Jameis. Why would he need to steal some?” > > This incident marks the latest in a string of run-ins that Winston has had > with the law. According to a statement released by the TPD, “There is not > enough evidence at this time to suggest the need to continue investigating at > this point. We’ve decided the best course of action is to wait about a year > and then see what we can find.” > > Winston, who went out shopping with his current teammate and all around great > human being, Chris Casher, says that the accusing Publix employees were, > “more than willing” to gift him with the crab legs and that Casher even has > video of it on his phone. Unfortunately for Winston’s defense, Casher plans > to delete the video in about a week which will be about six weeks before the > Tallahassee Police ask for it. > > As of noon on Wednesday, Publix employees are already being called “slu#ts” > and being humiliated on social media sites. Many completely sane fans are > also claiming that Publix has ties to the University of Florida and this is > all an elaborate set up to ruin Florida State. > > “Someone told me that one of the Publix employees has a sister that goes to > UF,” said one flustered FSU fan, “so tell me why exactly should I trust these > sons of biotches?” > > It has been confirmed by multiple sources that a Publix employee sought out > counseling for a prior incident regarding Mr. Winston. The counselor has said > that her patient witnessed Mr. Winston pick up an apple from the fruit > section, lick it, then put it back. While no crime was committed, the episode > definitely sheds some light on how Mr. Winston operates. > > > Jay P. 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