Hilarous! Especially because it is true! On Tue, Mar 19, 2019 at 11:05 AM Arthur Polhill <[email protected]> wrote:
> They should sue for reciprocity. > > A. Leon Polhill, Gator > "I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. > I said I didn't know." - Mark Twain > > > On Tuesday, March 19, 2019, 11:22:09 AM EDT, Helen Huntley < > [email protected]> wrote: > > > From The Onion (satire) > NCAA Launches Investigation Into Why It Wasn’t Making Millions Off Recent > College Admissions Scandal > <https://sports.theonion.com/ncaa-launches-investigation-into-why-it-wasn-t-making-m-1833381271> > > INDIANAPOLIS, IN—In a stern indictment of the cash-grabbing scandal that > the student athletics organization was somehow kept completely in the dark > about, the NCAA announced Monday the launch of an investigation into why it > wasn’t making millions off of the recent college admissions controversy. > > “After the disturbing revelations that massive bribes were being paid out > to people other than us, we’re launching an immediate inquiry into how we > possibly missed out on this,” said NCAA president Mark Emmert, who claimed > it was a “total failure of the system” that they were not raking in cash > from wealthy celebrities when universities like Stanford, Yale, and USC > were. > > “As an organization that always strives to squeeze money out of college > athletics, I’m disgusted that this all went on right under our noses > without us getting so much as a taste. There’s no way there isn’t some > desperate millionaire out there willing to pay for his son to be a > benchwarmer on a D1 team. To miss out on such a lucrative pay-to-play > scheme goes against everything the NCAA stands for.” > > At press time, the NCAA had fined and suspended dozens of college coaches > for not letting them in on the action. > > -- > -- > GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! > 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 > National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 > National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier > (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) > --- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "GatorTalk" group. > To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an > email to [email protected]. > For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout. > > -- > -- > GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! > 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 > National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 > National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier > (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) > --- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > "GatorTalk" group. > To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an > email to [email protected]. > For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout. > -- -- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "GatorTalk" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
