TELEGRAM #1
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as :
"Daddy, your daughter has been successful in BED."
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TELEGRAM #2
A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a
telegram to his wife :"I wish you were here."
The message received by wife: "I wish you were her."
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>TELEGRAM #3
A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to the railway station to return to her husband. At the reservation counter, she found out that her ticket was the last one. Taking pity on a very old lady behind her in the queue,she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which read as:
"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady."
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>TELEGRAM #4
A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So, he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while and says: let's put, "you are not getting older: you are getting better".
The salesman asks "how do you want me to put it?" The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and
"You are getting better" at the bottom.
The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:
"You are not getting older at the top, You are getting better at the bottom".
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>TELEGRAM #5
A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent's house in Delhi.
When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his
wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer. He sent a telegram.
When the wife received the telegram, she fainted. It was written:
'Sethji aaj mar gaye ! (Sethji Ajmer gaye).
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