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I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products. I'd love to but... I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawl. I'd love to but... I'm planning to go downtown to try on gloves. I'd love to but... My crayons all melted together. I'd love to but... I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes. I'd love to but... I'm in training to be a household pest. I'd love to but... I'm getting my overalls overhauled. I'd love to but... My patent is pending. I'd love to but... I'm attending the opening of my garage door. I'd love to but... I'm sandblasting my oven. I'd love to but... I'm worried about my vertical hold. I'd love to but... I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise. I'd love to but... I'm being deported. I'd love to but... The grunion are running. I'd love to but... I'll be looking for a parking space. I'd love to but... My Millard Filmore Fan Club meets then. I'd love to but... The monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots. I'd love to but... I'm taking punk totem pole carving. I'd love to but... I have to fluff my shower cap. I'd love to but... I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian. I'd love to but... I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other. I'd love to but... I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist. I'd love to but... My plot to take over the world is thickening. I'd love to but... I have to fulfill my potential. I'd love to but... I don't want to leave my comfort zone. I'd love to but... It's too close to the turn of the century. I'd love to but... I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary. I'd love to but... My subconscious says no. I'd love to but... I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store. I'd love to but... I left my body in my other clothes. I'd love to but... The last time I went, I never came back. I'd love to but... I've got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting. I'd love to but... I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters. I'd love to but... None of my socks match. I'd love to but... I have to be on the next train to Bermuda. I'd love to but... I'm having all my plants neutered. I'd love to but... People are blaming me for the Spanish-American War. I'd love to but... I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out. I'd love to but... I'm making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My Refrigerator". I'd love to but... I'm attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer. I'd love to but... My yucca plant is feeling yucky. I'd love to but... I'm touring China with a wok band. I'd love to but... My chocolate-appreciation class meets that night. I'd love to but... I never go out on days that end in "Y". I'd love to but... My mother would never let me hear the end of it. I'd love to but... I'm running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign- exchange student named Basil Metabolism. I'd love to but... I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands" and I can't put it down. I'd love to but... I'm too old/young for that stuff. I'd love to but... I have to wash/condition/perm/curl/tease/torment my hair. I'd love to but... I have too much guilt. I'd love to but... There are important world issues that need worrying about. I'd love to but... I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship. I'd love to but... I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others. I'd love to but... I promised to help a friend fold road maps. I'd love to but... I feel a song coming on. I'd love to but... I'm trying to be less popular. I'd love to but... My bathroom tiles need grouting. I'd love to but... I have to bleach my hare. I'd love to but... I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner. I'd love to but... I'm writing a love letter to Richard Simmons. I'd love to but... You know how we psychos are. I'd love to but... My favorite commercial is on TV. I'd love to but... I have to study for a blood test. 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I have to follow the directions on my orange juice container (concentrate). I'd love to but... My computer needs tuning. I'd love to but... I'm painting my toenails. I'd love to but... I have a date in Transylvania. I'd love to but... I need to clean my carpet with a toothbrush. I'd love to but... The lawn's turned into a jungle. I'd love to but... I'm pruning my fishing lures. I'd love to but... I accidently took some ex-lax with my prozac this morning. I've been sitting on the can all day, but I feel great. I'd love to but... I'm passing a stone. I'd love to but... I have to deguass my monitor. I'd love to but... I have to deworm my kitten. I'd love to but... I lost my contact - I can't see. I'd love to but... I got snowed in. I'd love to but... I'm sorry I can't, I'm busy reading excuses. I'd love to but... Some big kids made me do it. I'd love to but... I'm still looking for my other arm. I'd love to but... When an egg dish flops - those hens must have had a rough night. 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I'm looking at Excuselist.com trying to find excuses for all of the other events I'm trying to get out of. I'd love to, but no. I'd love to but... my inner child is too young for things of THAT sort of nature i'd love to... but the government has me subject to random inspection I'd love to but... I'm preening my duck I'd love to, but I have to take my goldfish out for a walk. I LOVE TO BUT .... I HAVE TO WAX MY BUTT HAIRS I'd love to but... There is an angry mob outside my front door and back door and I can't get out I'd love to, but...my toaster is having quadruplets and I have to name them. I'd love to but I have to eat my cat I'd love to but.... I have to breed my spoon and fork or else the world shall run out of sporks id love to but....sshh im sleeping! 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