AΒ  Religious Joke πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜Š.... w
I went to an Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.Β 
The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, β€œBy the will of Jesus 
Christ, you will walk today!”
I smiled and told him I was not paralyzed.
The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, β€œBy the will of God 
Almighty, you will walk today!
I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.
The Mullah came, took my hands and said, β€œInsha Allah, you will walk today!”
I snapped at him, β€œThere’s nothing wrong with me”
The Hindu sadhu came and said "Beta, you will walk on your legs today."
I said "Babaji - nothing wrong with my legs"
The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, β€œBy the will of The Great 
Buddha, you will walk today!”
I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.
After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen.Β 
I believe in all religions now......πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚...

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