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*" KOH KH DJIE " ............ heheeehhee...........* On 8 October 2016 at 18:52, kh djie [email protected] [GELORA45] < [email protected]> wrote: > > > > ---------- Forwarded message ---------- > > The teacher said, "Good Morning, Class, let's begin by reviewing some > History. > > Who said: 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?" > She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign > exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: > "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said. "Very good! > > Who said: 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall > not perish from the Earth'?" > Again, no response except from Little Akio: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863." > > "Excellent!" said the teacher continuing. "Let's try one a bit more > difficult. > > Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do > for your country?" > Once again, Akio's was the only hand in the air and he said: "John F. > Kennedy, 1961." > The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed of > yourselves. > Little Akio isn't from this country and he knows more about our history > than you do." > > She heard a loud whisper: "F*** the Japs." > "Who said that? I want to know right now !" ...she angrily demanded. > Little Akio put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945." > At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." > The teacher glared at the class and asked, "All right! Now who said that?" > > Again, Little Akio says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, > 1991." > Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" > Little Akio jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouted to the > teacher, > "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" > > Now with almost mob hysteria reigning in the class, someone said, "You > little shit! If you say anything else, I'll kill you!" > > Little Akio frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Michael Jackson > to the children testifying against him, 2004." > > The teacher fainted. > As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh > Crap, we are finished." > > Little Akio said quietly, "Americans, if either Trump or Hillary gets > elected.” > > > > >
