---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: "Amaranath Mahawaduge" <[email protected]> Date: Oct 4, 2016 10:24 AM Subject: Fwd: FW: Fw: Last Rites... To: "Wijitha Perera" <[email protected]>, "Eraj Abeywardene" < [email protected]>, "Kumar Senaratne" <[email protected]>, "Hsin Hui Lin" <[email protected]>, "Nihal Mahawaduge" <[email protected]> Cc:
---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: Fred de Alwis <[email protected]> Date: Mon, Oct 3, 2016 at 5:00 PM Subject: FW: Fw: Last Rites... To: [email protected], PATRICK JACKSON <[email protected]>, Lakshman Wickremasekera <[email protected]> Cc: [email protected] Dave Smith is on his death bed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in London. He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a camcorder to record his last wishes. When all is ready he begins to speak: "My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses.” "My daughter, Sybil, you take the apartments over in the Easton." "My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City." "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the Thames. "The nurse and witnesses are blown away. They did not realise the extent of his holdings. As Dave slips away, the nurse says to his wife, "Mrs. Smith, my deepest condolences. Your husband must have been such a hard-working and wonderful man to have accumulated all this property…… "Property?” she replies. "The arsehole had a window cleaning round."
