*: *Fwd: what to do with "The Donald"?
Donald Trump goes on a fact finding visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a Heart attack and dies. The undertaker tells the State Department officials accompanying him, " You Can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can Bury him here, in the Holy Land for $100 " The Americans go into a corner and confer for a few Minutes. They come back to the undertaker and tell Him they want him shipped home. The undertaker is puzzled and asks, " Why would you Spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be Wonderful to be buried here, and you would only spend $100? " The Americans reply, " Long ago a man died here, was Buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can ' t take that risk."
