Trump ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: 14 August 2018 at 15:45 Subject: Fwd: To:
Heh, heh ... 😁 Joke of the day: ⏱⏲⏰ A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks above him. He asked, "What are those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Everytime you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh”, said the man. “Whose clock is that?" St. Peter answered, "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she has never told a lie." “Incredible”, said the man. St. Peter then said, “This clock is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, meaning Abe told only two lies in his entire life." Then the man asked, "Where is Trump's clock?" St. Peter said, "His clock is in Jesus' office ... He's using it as a ceiling fan.” Don't laugh too hard alone, share with a friend! 😂😃😁
