A British doctor says : "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job"
The German doctor says : "That's nothing, in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job" The Russian doctor says : "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for a job" The American doctor laughs : "You are all behind us. A few months ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart and no liver and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for a job !"
