Joke of the Week! A pharmacist arrives late one morning to the pharmacy and sees a frightened young man leaning up against the wall with his mouth shut, trying to hold his breath. "What's wrong with him?", the pharmacist asks.
The pharmacy tech replies "He has a cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him a laxative." "A laxative doesn't treat a cough" mocks the pharmacist. "Well, it’s working" says the tech, "Look at him - he's afraid to cough!"