--- Chopin Cusachs <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Being it's April Fool's day, how about > (non-destructive) > practical jokes, computer humor, and perhaps, new > standards in LAN hardware. I just discovered that I > need to use Cat 5e, or is it going to be Cat 6 in my > house! At least I was authorized to remove a long > idle 66 block from my wife's office for the house.
Cat 6? I thought CAT7^pi was all the rage now. > Rush Limbaugh recently got an implant to restore his > hearing. Wonder if it can be networked? Does it > run Linux? Nope. Micro$oft Windows XP (eXtra Pontification). And it apparently reboots and flushes its memory cache whenever conservatives get caught with their hands in the cookie jar. > My youngest is expecting to make me a grandfather > for the first time about September. Should we plan > on a cell phone implant? If so, which brand? Um, any old 802.11b compatible hardware should be fine. GPRS is getting long in the (Blue)tooth. Make sure you can plug in an external antenna. John Hebert __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Try FREE Yahoo! Mail - the world's greatest free email! http://mail.yahoo.com/ ================================================ BRLUG - The Baton Rouge Linux User Group Visit http://www.brlug.net for more information. Send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] to change your subscription information. ================================================
