YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO INSTALL WINDOWS XP.
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO CONTINUE?
Yes.
ARE YOU REALLY SURE?
Yes.
ARE YOU REALLY REALLY SURE?
YES!
OK, THEN. JUST SO YOU KNOW, WE'RE REQUIRED TO
ASK YOU THAT NOW. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT FOR BEING
A PICKY CONSUMER AND SUPPORTING THAT WHOLE "
ANTI-TRUST" NONSENSE. INGRATE.
Just get on with it.
ATTEMPTING TO INSTALL WINDOWS XP. FIRST WE NEED
TO CHECK YOUR SYSTEM FOR COMPATIBILITY. THIS
COULD TAKE SEVERAL DAYS.
Groan.
THE INSTALL PROGRAM HAS DETECTED SEVERAL POS-
SIBLE PROBLEMS AND WILL NOT LET YOU INSTALL XP.
Problems? What problems?
THE VIDEO CARD YOU ARE USING APPARENTLY DOES
NOT WORK WITH THE MOTHERBOARD.
But I'm using it at this very moment.
THAT IS IRRELEVANT.
But if the video card isn't working with the mother board then I
can't very well see this warning message telling me that the video
card wasn't...
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FOOL ME WITH LOGIC, I AM A
MICROSOFT PRODUCT. LOGIC DOES NOT WORK ON
ME. I HAVE ALSO FOUND THE FOLLOWING MINOR
ERRORS:
WINDOWS XP IS COMPLETELY INCOMPATIBLE
WITH THE FOLLOWING HARDWARE:
- MONITOR, KEYBOARD, MEMORY CHIPS, MOTHER-
BOARD BIOS, WEB CAM, SCANNER, SOUND CARD,
USB CONTROLLER, CD/R DRIVE, MICROPHONE, AND
FLIGHT STICK.
All that?
YES. AND THE HARDDRIVE IS RIGHT OUT TOO.
WE DON'T LIKE THE MANUFACTURER.
Well what *DOES* work?
THE MOUSE.
The mouse?
YES. AND THE 5 1/4 DRIVE.
I don't have a 5 1/4 drive.
YES YOU DO.
No I don't.
WHAT'S THAT THEN?
It's a 3 1/2 drive.
NO IT ISN'T.
Yes it is.
.. HEY, WHAT IS THAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
IS THAT A DISK?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT DISK? YOU'RE
NOT PUTTING IT IN THE DRIVE ARE YOU? YOU
ARE! WHAT'S ON THAT DISK? IS THAT LINUX?
YOU'RE INSTALLING LINUX?? WHY WOULD YOU
INSTALL LINUX WHEN I AM INFINITELY MORE POWE..........
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