"This is a test! this is only a test!.........
This computer in 'invouluntary cooperation' with the Federal Communications Commission and other goverment enities is testing the *Emergency Bullshit System.... "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" <60 seconds of irritating screeching tone> This has been a test of the Emergency Bullshit System. Had this been a REAL emergency, you would have been instructed to tune into close "WINDOW$" and start a REAL O/S (Linux). This concludes this test of the Emergency Bullshit System. Your computers will be returned to their nomal Operating Systems.........
