My father thought that I would appreciate this. He works for the USIA so you can see the why he would find this humorous.
>At Dulles International Airport, today, an individual -- later discovered to >be a public school teacher -- was arrested trying to board a flight while in >possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator. >Authorities believe she is a member of the notorious Al Gebra movement. >She is charged with carrying Weapons of Math Instruction (WMI). Alvaro Zuniga
