This is just a slightly amusing story about one man's grill and a thwarted idea.
I went to make groceries on the way home today. I wanted sausage with breakfast and burgers either tonight, if I felt like it, or tomorrow. I had a long day at work caused by <rant deleted on the outside chance someone I work with might see it. FYI, it felt good to write!> Anyway, while I was changing out of my dress clothes and checking my email my beloved wife decided she would make the burgers. (I hate it when she goes around my grill! Mine. Mine. All Mine.) Sometimes she knows I pick up some spicy sausage to mix with the ground meat. Half a pound of sausage to a pound or two of ground beef makes for a nice change of pace. Well, I hadn't bought spicy sausage. I was thinking pancakes and sausage, and the maple sausage from Owen's was on sale at half-off. It was going to have syrup on it anyway right? She doesn't like a lot of light in the kitchen, so she had the light off and was working from sun light, which was starting to fade. So her wonderful, but near-sighted self, could not read the package. We now have breakfast burgers. They taste great in a weird sort of way. But they are not meant for a bun! She is up front sulking, bless her heart. And I am back here ratting her out. It was too funny. You should have seen the look on her face when she smelled those burgers cooking! Yeah, she was trying to be sweet, and I love her for it, but that's what the woman gets for messing with my grill! Don't mess with my main Linux box, my grill, my hand tools, or my 357. That is just wrong! I don't wear her clothes, or mess with her knitting, or weaving. Why does she feel the need to use my chisles to open cans? Maple burgers. I am going to be ragging her that about three times a year until the day I die. I screw up all the time. It is rare to catch Mrs suma cum laude, 170 IQ in a really stupid mistake. Maple burgers. I can smell them from back here as I write. I think I hear her on the phone with her mom. That was a bad move. Mom will bring it more than I do! Gotta run, the maple burgers should be cool enough to pack up and freeze. Ah me. Later, Doug __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? The New Yahoo! Shopping - with improved product search http://shopping.yahoo.com
