On Wed, 09 Feb 2005 22:38:41 -0600, Edmund Cramp <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> The shower went wrong this morning, so I called out a programmer. It was
> my fault. I rebooted the john, owing to how it wouldn't flush,
> but was stuck on a modal dialog saying Now wash your hands OK/Cancel and
> thought I would freshen up while I waited for it to finish its login
> sequence. So I stepped into the cubicle and waved my hand over the
> virtual faucet, and of course I got a stream of boiling mango scented
> gel down my right boob, Yipe!, because, as Bill explained later in his
> email, the Net DDE link with the boiler had gone down when I rebooted
> the toilet.

You have a "right boob"?
 
> Then I got mad, which was kind of silly, because this sort of thing must
> happen to other people most days, and I pressed the emergency
> reboot button for the whole bathroom, which of course you mustn't do
> while the toilet is rebooting in case it picks up a stray interrupt and goes
> into its emergency back up routine. Which it did and it did. I wouldn't
> have minded so much except of course I couldn't wash it off in the
> shower because the shower was still spurting molten mango goo, and I
> wasn't really in a fit state to call out the 24-hour programmer over the
> vidlink. So in the end I emailed him priority Urgent. It took him ages
> to get here, because of course you need LoveNest security clearance
> level to get through all the doors to our en suite bathroom, and he had
> to literally hack his way in, so it was 4:00 pm before I got to fix
> myself up and have a blueberry waffle.

You could have called me.  I have LoveNest (TM) security on all
e-homes due to my licensing agreement with Microsoft.  It's a very
restrictive EULA, however, and only allows me to log in to one home at
a time.
> 
> I do wish that Bill were here, instead of on an evangelising mission
> persuading the Native Australian Aborigines to use NT for boomerang
> design. He is such a practical man to have about the house.

Aboriginal peoples usually require the choice of whether or not they
want to use a GUI on their boomerangs.  Coherent or Apple Basic might
be a better choice.

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