John,
Forgot that you were now in the far North,
North Louisiana, that is.  Around here,
Santa is careful to come in a pirogue
pulled by alligators.   Deer around here
are called virtual sausage.

A family crossed the driveway in front of
us yesterday, and both dogs took off after
them.  One dog returned missing his leash,
but neither brought back a deer.  Pity.

Choppy

At 05:41 PM 5/2/05 -0700, John wrote:
>Dear Santa,
>
>I want an Orion Multisystems DS-96*
><http://www.channelregister.co.uk/2005/05/02/orions_ships_96/>
>for Xmas. I've been a good boy (so far). Please tell
>Rudolph "howdy" for me. Sorry I shot at him last
>hunting season. Is he okay now?

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