it feels like dark cosmic energy is flowing through my neural network and I'm about to crash, oh the pain!
On 5/21/05, [email protected] <[email protected]> wrote: > Husband: "Hi dear. I'm logged in" > > Wife: Have you brought the grocery? > > Husband: Bad command or file name > > wife: But I told you in the morning ? > > Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort, retry, cancel? > > Wife: What about my new TV ? > > Husband: Variable not found > > Wife: At least, give me your credit card. I need to do > some shopping > > Husband: Sharing violation. Access denied > > Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot > like you > > Husband: Data type mismatch > > Wife: You are useless > > Husband: By default > > Wife: What about your salary ? > > Husband: File in use. Try after some time > > Wife: Who was in the car this morning ? > > Husband: System is unstable. Press ALT + CTRL + DEL to > reboot > > Wife: Are you going to have some snacks ? > > Husband: File system full > > Wife: What is the relation between you and your > receptionist ? > > Husband: only user with WRITE permission > > Wife: What is my value in this family ? > > Husband: Unknown virus > > Wife: Do you love me or your computer or you're being > just funny ? > > Husband: Too many parameters ! > > Wife: I will go to my dad's house. > > Husband: This program has performed an illegal > operation and will be > > terminated > > Wife: I'll leave you forever > > Husband: Close all programs and logout and then login > as another user > > Wife: It's worthless talking to you > > Husband: Shutdown the computer > > Wife: I'm going > > Husband: It's now safe to turn off your computer > > > -- > Web standards Planet > http://www.w3planet.info/ > Personal Blogger > http://www.EasyHTTP.com/jad/ > EasyHTTP Network > http://www.EasyHTTP.com > > _______________________________________________ > General mailing list > [email protected] > http://mail.jolug.org/mailman/listinfo/general_jolug.org > -- --------------------------- Netiquette -> http://www.dtcc.edu/cs/rfc1855.html http://tumbak.at.preempted.net --------------------------- _______________________________________________ General mailing list [email protected] http://mail.jolug.org/mailman/listinfo/general_jolug.org
