On 5/28/05, Khamis Siksek <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Well, this is an interesting thought,
My machine(s) is a HE and a SHE depending on the situation, when my
code doesn't run as expected, i prefer to fight with a big strong man
so it is a HE and i can call him all the known/unknown bad words in
the world and i may slap him on the face (side of the monitor), bunch
him on the stomach(floppy drive), or even kick his ass (the ethernet
card),
When it works fine and gives me (this is a restricted condition as in
if-and-only-if) what i wanted and expected it becomes a SHE and the
relationship between us becomes so *HOT*. :-) (I will leave this for
your imagination)
Regards,
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Khamis Siksek
When they thought of finding another name for FreeSoftware, they
thought of OpenSource and KhamisSiksek ...
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They chose the wrong one :-(
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Hay, is that the way to treat a computer, and your typing these words through him, you should be punished for computer abuse, s/he is not a slave, (computers Spartacus should make a new revolution).
by the way, my old computer was a he, his name was Abu Nidal (it feels like this) he was so annoying, until he died with some mysterious around his murder, then my lovely Natasha came, will she is so beautiful, even in the worst mood, I treat her as a respectable Lady, not by violence, computers are so sensitive, (and they have a very hard mood thing), by violence and dirty words they wont work good, you have to treat them as there lovers (modern managerial things).
you should love your computer as your girlfriend, and what a hot girlfriend I have. :P
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Ala'a A. Ibrahim
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Ala'a A. Ibrahim
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