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From: Charles Tabony <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: Sep 2, 2007 10:41 PM
Subject: Fwd: CREATION EXPLAINED
To: Charles Tabony <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Pretty funny!
Charles
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*I** **NEVER** **HEARD** **CREATION EXPLAINED** **THIS** **WAY**
**BEFORE !!!*
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In the beginning, *God* created the Heavens and the Earth and populated
the Earth with Broccoli, Cauliflower and Spinach, *green* and *yellow* and *
red** *Vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live Long and Healthy
Lives.
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Then using *God's* great gifts, *Satan* created *Ben* and *Jerry's *Ice
Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And *Satan* said, "You want *chocolate* with
that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it,
add some sprinkles." And they gained *10* pounds. *And **Satan** smiled*.
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*And God created the healthful Yogurt that Woman might keep the Figure** **that
Man found so fair.*
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And *Satan* brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the
cane and combined them. And Woman went from size *6* to size *14*.
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*So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." *
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And *Satan* presented *Thousand-Island Dressing*, buttery croutons and
garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following
the repast.
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*God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables, and olive oil in
which to cook them."*
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And *Satan* brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it
needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went
through the roof.
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*So God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "**Angel Food Cake
**," and said, "It is good."*
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*Satan* then created chocolate cake and named it *"Devil's Food."*
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*God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those
extra pounds.*
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And *Satan* gave cable TV with
a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And
Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained
pounds.
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*Then God brought forth the Potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with
nutrition*.
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And *Satan* peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into
chips and deep-fried them. *And Man gained pounds. **
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*God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still
satisfy his appetite. *
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And *Satan* created McDonald's
and its 99-cent double Cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?"
And Man replied, *"Yes!* *And super size them!"* And *Satan* said, *"It is
good." *
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*And Man Went Into Cardiac Arrest.*
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*God Sighed and Created **
Quadruple Bypass Surgery*.
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*Then **Satan **Created **HMOs. *
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