A little humor.

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Correct usage of  the "F" word    

When is @#$% Acceptable?


There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been
considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows: 

11.  "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"  

--  Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 

  

10.  "What the @#$% was that?" 

--  Mayor Of Hiroshima,  1945 



9.  "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"  

--  Custer, 1877  



8.  "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."  

--  Einstein, 1938   
  

7.  "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" 

--  Picasso, 1926  


6.  "How the @#$% did you work that out?"  

--  Pythagoras, 126 BC  



5.  "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"  

--  Michelangelo, 1566  



4.  "Where the @#$% are we?" 

--  Amelia Earhart, 1937  


3.  "Scattered @#$%ing showers, Right!" 

--  Noah, 4314 BC  


2.  "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"  

--  Bill Clinton, 1998 


And a drum roll please...........!


1.  "What the @%#*^ happened?" 

--  John Kerry, 2004


 

-- 
 Collins
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