ROTFL - my sides are still hurting.
http://humorix.org/articles/2005/03/april-fools/
Among other hilarious quotes:
"As part of the anti-parody initiative, Microsoft quieted registered
trademarks on every conceivable variation of its brand names,
including Might-go-soft(r), Microsucks(r), Microhard(r), Microsnot(r),
Winblows(r), Windoze(r), Losedows(r), Curtains for Windows(r), Internet
Exploiter(r), Internet Exploder(r), Aieeeee!(r), LookOut!(r), AccessDenied(r),
Hexcel(r), PoorPoint(r), PowerPunt(r), Microsoft Notwork(r), .NOT(r), Blue
Screen of Death(r), Illegal Exception(r), and even Total Cost of
0wn3rship(r)."
My personal favorite: Aieeeee!(r), LookOut!(r).
Enjoy,
--
Collins
When I saw the Iraqi people voting three weeks ago, 8 million of them,
it was the start of a new Arab world.... The Berlin Wall has fallen.
- Lebanese Druze leader Walid Jumblatt
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