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Robert Hemus escribió:
Coouldn't think of any other way so Kurt wouldn't get angry.
New type of gonorrhea
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. This disease
is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The
disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect
him").
Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for
the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect
themselves from this especially troublesome disease. Cognitive
sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include,
but are not limited to, anti-social personality disorder traits;
inability to tell the truth, delusions of grandeur with a
distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English
language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate
new information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept
responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts
of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of
geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical
theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical,
all-or-nothing behavior.
The disease is sweeping Washington, trailer parks, and the red
states. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled
that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago from
a Texas Bush.
OK, Lonnie?
Bob
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