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Anthony Gorecki wrote: >Here's how to unsubscribe: > >First, ask your Internet Provider to mail you an Unsubscribing Kit. >Then follow these directions. > >The kit will most likely be the standard no-fault type. Depending on >requirements, System A and/or System B can be used. When operating >System A, depress lever and a plastic dalkron unsubscriber will be >dispensed through the slot immediately underneath. When you have >fastened the adhesive lip, attach connection marked by the large "X" >outlet hose. Twist the silver-coloured ring one inch below the >connection point until you feel it lock. > >The kit is now ready for use. The Cin-Eliminator is activated by the >small switch on the lip. Â When securing, twist the ring back to its >initial condition, so that the two orange lines meet. Â Disconnect. >Place the dalkron unsubscriber in the vacuum receptacle to the rear. >Activate by pressing the blue button. > >The controls for System B are located on the opposite side. The red >release switch places the Cin-Eliminator into position; it can be >adjusted manually up or down by pressing the blue manual release >button. The opening is self-adjusting. To secure after use, press the >green button, which simultaneously activates the evaporator and >returns the Cin-Eliminator to its storage position. > >You may log off if the green exit light is on over the evaporator. Â If >the red light is illuminated, one of the Cin-Eliminator requirements >has not been properly implemented. Press the "List Guy" call button on >the right of the evaporator. He will secure all facilities from his >control panel. > >To use the Auto-Unsub, first undress and place all your clothes in the >clothes rack. Put on the velcro slippers located in the cabinet >immediately below. Enter the shower, taking the entire kit with >you. On the control panel to your upper right upon entering you will >see a "Shower seal" button. Press to activate. A green light will then >be illuminated immediately below. On the intensity knob, select the >desired setting. Now depress the Auto-Unsub activation lever. Bathe >normally. > >The Auto-Unsub will automatically go off after three minutes unless >you activate the "Manual off" override switch by flipping it up. When >you are ready to leave, press the blue "Shower seal" release >button. The door will open and you may leave. Please remove the velcro >slippers and place them in their container. > >If you prefer the ultrasonic log-off mode, press the indicated blue >button. When the twin panels open, pull forward by rings A & B. The >knob to the left, just below the blue light, has three settings, low, >medium or high. For normal use, the medium setting is suggested. > >After these settings have been made, you can activate the device by >switching to the "ON" position the clearly marked red switch. If >during the unsubscribing operation you wish to change the settings, >place the "manual off" override switch in the "OFF" position. You may >now make the change and repeat the cycle. When the green exit light >goes on, you may log off and have lunch. Please close the door behind >you. > > > > -- [email protected] mailing list
