>> > >>>NO SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol >> > >>> >> > >>> >> > >>> > A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the > >> > >>>woods. >> > >>>She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog > in a trap. >>The >> > >>>frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, > I will grant >>you >>3 >> > >>>wishes.' >> > >>> > >> > >>> > The woman freed the frog and the frog said 'Thank you, but I > >>failed >> > >>>to >> > >>>mention that there was a condition to your wishes - > whatever you >>wish >> > >>>for, >> > >>>your husband will get 10 times more or > better!' >> > >>> > >> > >>> > The woman said that would be okay, and for her first wish, she > >> > >>>wanted to >> > >>>be the most beautiful woman in the world. >> > >>> > >> > >>> > The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also >>make > >> > >>>your >> > >>>husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, > that women >>will >> > >>>flock to?' >> > >>> > >> > >>> > The woman replied, 'That will be okay because I will be the most >> > >> > >>>beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me.' >> > >>> > >> > >>> > So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world. >> > >>> > >> > >>> > For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the > >> > >>>world. >> > >>>The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest > man in the >> > >>>world >> > >>>and he will be ten times richer than you.' > >> > >>> > The woman said, 'That's okay because what's mine is his and >>what's > >> > >>>his >> > >>>is mine.' >> > >>> > >> > >>> > So, KAZAM - she's the richest woman in the world. >> > >>> > >> > >>> > The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, >>'I'd >> > >> > >>>like >> > >>>a mild heart attack.' >> > >>> > >> > >>> > Moral of the story: Women are clever bitches. Don't screw with > >> > >>>them. >> >>
