> "An office with enough Gerbils doesn't need a mechanical paper shredder."
>
> Hey!  I can just bring all my old exams and term papers home to my gerbils
> instead of trying to feed a semester's worth of 24 students' work 4 sheets
> at a time in our office shredder!  The gerbils might actually "devour"
some
> learning!  <groan>
>

Yeah, our gerbils have been destroying Pharmacy records and the more
interesting bits of our credit card bills for quite some time now...  Heh.

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