Whitney Price wrote:
> Due to increased time demands at work and volunteering, I need to sign off
> the list.  I appreciate all the excellent advice on not only rodent
> husbandry but viral protection
>
So I think, you but perhaps many others of us, too, have opened the
following virus. Did you? ;-)))

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There is a new virus going around, called "work". If you receive any sort
of "work" at all, whether via email, internet or simply handed to you by a
colleague... DO NOT OPEN IT.
Work has been circulating around our building for months and those who
have been tempted to open "work" or even look at "work" have found that
their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly.

If you do encounter "work" via email or are faced with any "work" at all,
then, to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words:
"Sorry...I'm off to the pub". The "work" should automatically be
deleted from your brain.
If you receive "work" in paper-document form, simply lift the document and
drag the "work" to your bin. Put on your coat and skip to the nearest bar
with two friends and order three pints of beer. After repeating this
action 14 times, you will find that "work" will no longer be of any
relevance to you.

Send this message to everyone in your address book. If you do not have
anyone in your address book, then I'm afraid the "work" virus has already
corrupted your life.

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Ehrenfried
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have a nice 1st of april...

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