Off topic, but HILARIOUS! Meg -- Breeder of Mongolian Gerbils http://www.geocities.com/Petsburgh/4243/gerbils.html Governing Committee Member, American Gerbil Society http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Shores/8181/AGS/index.html $$ Get Paid While You're Online $$ http://gusgerbils.faithweb.com/paid2surf.html or http://my012000.myecom.net ----- Original Message ----- From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Cc: "Val Burnett" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; " dash33DEANNA HEBERT" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Brenda" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Jen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "irtinney" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "SK" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Tammi -- Data Tamer" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Monday, April 17, 2000 10:21 PM Subject: Just for fun!!!! LOL > 1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been > busy-----for a year!!!!!" > 2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control. > 3. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL." > 4. You tell everyone, that after surgery, your mom went to ICQ > ......instead of ICU! > 5. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 > minutes. > 6. You placed the refrigerator beside your computer. > 7. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have ICQ in your car. > 8. Tech support calls YOU for help. > 9. You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang > out." > 10. You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza. > 11.You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it. > 12. You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing. > 13. You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said. > 14. You find out divorce papers had been served on you 6 months ago. > 15. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an > instant message to. > 16. You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had > your ignore > button handy. > 17. You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for > awhile. > 18. You say......."Where did the time go??" > 19. You sit on ICQ for > 6 hours for that certain special person to sign on. > 20. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee. > 21. .....You end your sentences with.....three or more periods....... > 22. Your shoes are suddenly 2 sizes too small. > 23. You think > faster than the computer. <----Not difficult for me > 24. You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and ** > kisses**. > 25. Being called a newbie is a major insult to you. > 26. You're on > the phone and say BRB. > 27. Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot > eyes. > 28. Your answering machine/voice mail sounds a little like > this...."BRB. Leave your S/N > and I'll TTYL ASAP". > 29. You get up at 2:00 AM to go to the bathroom and turn the computer > on instead. > 30. You need to be pried from your computer by the Jaws-of-life. >
