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Deborah Adams wrote:
> Hi everybody!
>
> Let me tell you about a new product that's perfect for you and your family.
> This product is GUARANTEED to provide hours of entertainment for you, your
> family and your pets. This product is GUARANTEED not to cause cancer or
> contribute to heart disease. It's called GERBILTV.
>
> Watch as gerbils chew cardboard and run in their wheels. Marvel at their
> digging antics and laugh as they squabble over the drinking bottle. Ooh and
> aah as they groom each other lovingly.
>
> The BEST part about GERBILTV is that it is TRULY interactive. Yes, this
> product combines revolutionary interactive technology with cute little
> rodents to provide quality entertainment for kids of all ages and all
> species.
>
> Your Siamese cats will love the patented "Smell-o-vision" which provides the
> cats the ability to ACTUALLY smell the gerbils! Don't worry folks, with the
> patented glass exterior and wire mesh top, the gerbils cannot be harmed.
> Your sheltie puppy will love to box the glass exterior and yap happily as
> the gerbils ACTUALLY respond to his antics.
>
> And with no extra monthly charge, you can get not ONE but FIVE GERBILTV
> stations! Yes, truly this product is perfect for cats, puppies and visiting
> children.
>
> Order now, and we'll subscribe you to RAT-VISION at no extra cost.
>
> Deb Adams
>
> *Offer void in California and Hawaii.*
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