Election time.....
LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE ----- Congressman was seated next to a little girl on the airplane leaving from Atlanta when he turned to her and said,* 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'* The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the total stranger, *'What would you like to talk about?'* * 'Oh, I don't know,' *said the southern congressman. *'How about global warming or universal health care', *and he smiles smugly. * 'OK, '* she said. *'Those could be interesting topics. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the sa me stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'* The southern legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, *'Hmmm, I have no idea.'* To which *()*<http://inboxlight.aspx/?FolderID=00000000-0000-0000-0000-000000000001&InboxSortAscending=False&InboxSortBy=Date&n=797620733>the little girl replies, *'Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming or universal health care when you don't know shit?* ------------------------------ *LESSON 1 FOR POLITICIANS... & KNOW-IT-ALLs* -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "gimik" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/gimik?hl=en.
