Gloria Arroyo, George Bush and Hu Jintao all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Hu Jintao asks to call China and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Hu writes him a check. Next George Bush calls the USA and talks for 30 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is 6 million dollars, so he writes him a check. Finally Gloria Arroyo gets her turn and talks for 4 hours. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is $5.00. When Bush hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why GMA got to call the Philippines so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies: "Since Gloria took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call." -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "gimik" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/gimik?hl=en.
