*Financial Crisis explained in simple language*




Linda is the proprietor of a bar in Cork. In order to increase sales, she
decides to allow her loyal customers - most of whom are unemployed
alcoholics - to drink now but pay later. She keeps track of the drinks
consumed on a ledger (thereby granting the customers  loans). Word gets
around and as a result increasing numbers of customers flood into Linda's
bar. Taking advantage of her customers' freedom from immediate payment
constraints, Linda increases her prices for wine and beer, the most-consumed
beverages. Her sales volume increases massively. A young and dynamic
customer service consultant at the local bank recognizes these customer
debts as valuable future assets and increases Linda's borrowing limit. He
sees no reason for undue concern since he has the debts of the alcoholics as
collateral. At the bank's corporate headquarters, expert bankers transform
these customer assets into DRINKBONDS, ALKBONDS and PUKEBONDS. These
securities are then traded on markets worldwide.





No one really understands what these abbreviations mean and how the
securities are guaranteed. Nevertheless, as their prices continuously climb,
the securities become top-selling items.





One day, although the prices are still climbing, a risk manager
(subsequently of course fired due to his negativity) of the bank decides
that slowly the time has come to demand payment of the debts incurred by the
drinkers at Linda's bar. However they cannot pay back the debts. Linda can not
fulfil her loan obligations and claims bankruptcy. DRINKBOND and ALKBOND
drop in price by 95 %. PUKEBOND performs better, stabilizing in price after
dropping by 80 %. The suppliers of Linda's bar, having granted her generous
payment due dates and having invested in the securities are faced with a new
situation. Her wine supplier claims bankruptcy, her beer supplier is taken
over by a competitor.





The bank is saved by the Government following dramatic round-the-clock
consultations by leaders from the governing political parties (and vested
interests). The funds required for this purpose are obtained by a tax levied
on the non-drinkers.





Finally an explanation I understand...

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