Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were
travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all
three of
them died.
judge was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.
He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN.
But, for Laloo, Judge had already decided that he should be
sent to HELL.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.
He asks Judge as to why this discrimination is being made. All the
three of
them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused
public
positions, etc.
Then why the differential treatment?
He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation
before
a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived
notions.
Judge agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for
an English
test.
PVNR is asked to spell " INDIA" and he does it correctly.
Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND" and he too passes.
It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA".
Laloo protests that he doesn't know English.
He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and
thus
forced to fail with false intent.
Judge then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another
chance
assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide
an equal
platform for all three).
PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes
it easily and
passes.
Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too
passes.
Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....."
Tough one. He fails again.
Laloo is extremely unhappy.
Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't),he
now
requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history
Judge says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would
not take
any more tests.
PVNR is asked: "When did Indiaget Independence?".
He replied "1947" and
passed.
Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence
struggle?".
He gets nervous. Judge asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000
or 200,000
or 300,000.
Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.
It's Laloo's turn now.
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Judge asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000
who died
in the struggle.
Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.
Moral of the story: IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU,
THERE IS NO ESCAPE........:-)
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