dear ABHIVANDAN NAGIA read your mail
"A Hilarious Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails" really enjoyed it as it was made funny and the message has been successfully conveyed keep the good work up warm regards Raj On 2/21/10, ABHIVANDAN NAGIA <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > A Hilarious Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails > > I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain > letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and continuing it in > 2009 also....... > > Because of your kindness: > > * I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for > removing toilet stains. > > * I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle > infected with AIDS. > > * Forwarded hundreds of mails but still waiting for FREE DESKTOP, > LAPTOP, CAMERA, CELLPHONE etc….. > > * I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they > cause cancer... > * I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and > sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug > me with a perfume sample and try to rob me. > > * I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to > dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda, > Pakistan, Singapore and Tokyo... > > * I also stopped drinking anything out of a Can for fear that I will > get sick from the rat faeces and urine. > > > * I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl > that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.... (Poor girl! > she's been 7 since 1993...) > > * Still open to help somebody from Nigeria who wants to use my account > to transfer his uncle's property of $ 100 million. So much trustworthy. > * I have forwarded 35 emails to 400 people hoping that Ericsson or > Nokia will send me latest mobile phones but those models are also obsolete > now. > * Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh , Tirupathi > Balaji pics etc. Now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone > else) > > NOW IMPORTANT NOTE : > > If you do not send this e-mail to at least 11,246 people in the next > 10 seconds, a bird will Pee on your head today at 6:30pm. > > Nothing has happened till now....................... but who knows. So > please forward. > > > LOLZZZZZZZ > > REGARDS > > ABHIVANDAN NAGIA > ABN STOCKS & TRADING IDEAS > For Quick SMS Alert's & Level's Visit: > http://abnstocks.blogspot.com/ > IF wish one can share the view , information & charts send thru us. > Our Google Group > http://groups.google.co.in/group/abn-stocks--trading-ideas?hl=en-GB > SUB-BROKER OF KOTAK SECURTIES LTD > DELHI NCR & AROUND > 9899909988 > > > > > > -- > You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups > ""GLOBAL SPECULATORS"" group. > To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. > To unsubscribe from this group, send email to > [email protected]. > For more options, visit this group at > http://groups.google.com/group/globalspeculators?hl=en. > > -- Impossible it self contain I-M-POSSIBLE Raj -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups ""GLOBAL SPECULATORS"" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/globalspeculators?hl=en.
