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The way I heard it, about 12 years ago, it was the Americans who 
invented the gun and the British who used frozen chickens.

Syd



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>  Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!
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>  Scientists at the Canadian Research Facility built a gun specifically
to
>  launch dead chickens at the windshields of Airlines and military jets,
>  all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent
>  incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the
>  windshields.
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>  NASA engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the
>  windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and
a
>  gun was sent to the NASA engineers. When the gun was fired, the
engineers
>  stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the
>  shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the
>control
>  console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in
the
>  back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.
>
>  The horrified Americans sent the Canadian Research Facility the
>  disastrous results of the experiment, along with the design of the
>  windshield and asked the Canadian scientists for suggestions.
>
>  The Canadian Research Facility responded with a one-line memo: . . . .
>  "Defrost the chicken."
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