Someone posted an unsubscribe message to the abiword-dev list, and below is someone's reply. I spent about 5 minutes laughing, and figured I'd left everyone else enjoy it too (hey, it was posted to a public list ;). Have fun jeff ------- Forwarded Message Date: Mon, 11 Jun 2001 13:22:43 -0700 From: Aaron Lehmann <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: Re: unsubscribe Message-ID: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Disposition: inline In-Reply-To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> User-Agent: Mutt/1.3.18i Sender: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Precedence: bulk On Mon, Jun 11, 2001 at 03:36:28PM +0200, Ralf Mueller wrote: > > > > You'll have to take it up with Jack Domo. It all depends whether you have the five-year or the lifetime subscription. Both of these can be terminated in the same way, through patience or death. For termination-through-death, your will should specify a number of, eh, specific and interesting clauses, including a generous bequest to the CyberPeasant Relocation Fund. We have lawyers here who will help with this. To discover which kind of subscription you have, you will need to study the mail headers in great detail. Most of us here can't help, since we're lifers, having sold our souls to Satan, are Crack addicts, and/or are under the control of various background daemons. Others have inherited their subscriptions from deceased, caring friends or relatives, and would no more think of unsubscribing than of jumping off a bridge. It's possible that your subscription is new enough that you can still cancel it by stopping payment on the credit-card charge. There are several list members who will assist you in this, but they will need your credit card and bank account numbers, in order to verify our records. Just post these numbers to the list, and the proper personnel will process your accounts in 24 hours. The Operations Officer here is a volunteer retired military officer, Major Jack [Full-Metal Jacky] Domo; you can ask him for help at [EMAIL PROTECTED], once you have studied the mail headers to find your subscription type. It is said that unsubscribing is like taking a shit: nobody else can do it for you. [ Lifted from a post to [EMAIL PROTECTED] by [EMAIL PROTECTED] ] ------- End of Forwarded Message ********************************************************** To unsubscribe from this list, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the following text in the *body* (*not* the subject line) of the letter: unsubscribe gnhlug **********************************************************
