Windows XP unveiled Microsoft (MSFT) is reporting that new XP is the most reliable and stable OS ever yet developed. Independent laboratories and government organizations have been unable to refute this claim.
Dr. I.C. Spotz of the NSA computer science research dept. "Indeed, it seemed remarkably stable, secure, and reliable. Our intensive suite of tests have been unable to shake even one brick loose. I was quite amazed." Dr. Spotz then dug a little deeper and discovered the reason behind his amazement. "What I have found is that Windows XP is actually not a new OS after all. Windows XP is a not so cleverly disguised binary distribution of the Linux operating system." claims Spotz. "It really didn't take much to unveil it. I simply used the 'strings' command and there it was!" Dr. Spotz has since been taken into custody for breaking the DCMA which prohibits such snooping. He has been unavailable for further comment. -- ____ __ | 0|___||. Andrew Gaunt *nix Sys. Admin., etc. _| _| : : } [EMAIL PROTECTED] - http://www-cde.mv.lucent.com/~quantum -(O)-==-o\ [EMAIL PROTECTED] - http://www.gaunt.org ********************************************************** To unsubscribe from this list, send mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] with the following text in the *body* (*not* the subject line) of the letter: unsubscribe gnhlug **********************************************************
