We are standing here outside Boston Public, Boston, USA. A school made famous by David E. Kelly. But what has drawn the crowds here today is the building opposite where a young man has been rescued from a brazen kidnapping. There he is now being brought out my the medicos in a stretcher. None other than our very own Herman Carneiro. The Unofficial Herman Carneiro Fan Club has turned up in full strength with a Goan Brass Band and some sexy cheerleaders. As Herman's stretcher is brought out they break into their chant...
"Herman is da man Herman is da man What's others can't do Herman caaaan Yaaaaaay!" Policeman: "Hey you can't just break through the yellow tape like that" Cecil: "I'm Cecil Pinto reporting almost live for Goa-world.net" Policeman: "Does'nt matter.We have rules here in this country" Cecil: "We have tape in our country too. Red tape. But we know how to get past that. Will 100 rupees do?" Policeman: "What's the exchange rate?" Cecil: "48 to 1 or nearby." Policeman: "48 dollars to the rupee!" Cecil: "Something like that" Policeman: "Let this man through to the stretcher. He's rich!" Cecil: "Hello Herman. Can you hear me?" Herman: "Barely" Cecil: "Was it a bad experience?" Herman: "Just one room and an attached bathroom and a kitchen. Cable TV, phone, but no Internet connection." Cecil: "You describing my rented studio flat in Panjim?" Herman: "No stupid. The place where I was kept" Cecil: "What's so bad about a studio apartment?" Herman: "No Internet! No Internet! I could'nt browse. Could'nt post. It was hell!" Cecil: "Let's not waste time. There's one question everyone wants to ask." Herman: "Who kidnapped me?" Cecil: "No! Why did you put that curse-word filter on GoaNet?" Herman: "Oh that! See I was just 17 when I started GoaNet so I had to put that filter to stop any legal complications for myself. And here in the USA they're very particular about minors and state lines." Cecil: "But now that GoaNet has matured don't you feel that filter has to be removed. We are all adults now." Herman: "I was planning to remove the filter. It had outlived its purpose. That's when I was kidnapped" Cecil: "Now for the other important question" Herman: "Who rescued and released me?" Cecil: "No! What's the difference between a Founder, an Owner, a Moderator, and Administrator, A Chairman, a CEO and ...." Policeman: "Hey Pinto! My friend says that the rupee is practically valueless! " Cecil: "Those are new five rupee notes my friend. Worth their weight in gold. Ask anyone if they have seen a clean new five rupee not in Goa in the last 3 years. Just give me one more minute." Herman: "Don't you want to know abut my kidnapping?" Cecil: "Ok! Ok! Since you insist. Who kidnapped you? Herman: "The Penguin and the Joker" Cecil: "Who released you?" Herman: "Batman and Robin" Cecil: "Why were you kidnapped...." Policeman: "Hey you! Out! Out! And take your lousy rupees you asteriskasteriskasteriskasterisk......." ============ Greet your loved ones in Goa with flowers! http://www.goa-world.net/expressions/ EXPRESSIONS - The Flower Shop World famous all over Goa! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-W-E-B---S-I-T-E-=-=-= To Subscribe/Unsubscribe from GoaNet | http://www.goacom.com/goanet =================================================================== For (un)subscribing or for help, Contact: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Dont want so many e=mails? Join GoaNet-Digest instead ! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Help support non-commercial projects in Goa by advertizing!! * * * * Your ad here !!
