Lessons well taught:
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!" My mother taught me RELIGION: "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." My mother taught me REASON: "Because I said so, that's why." My Mother taught me LOGIC: "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." My mother taught me FORESIGHT: "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." My mother taught me IRONY: "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS: "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!" My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM: "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!" My mother taught me about STAMINA: "You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished." My mother taught me about WEATHER: "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room." My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS: "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen THEN?" My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION: "Stop acting like your father!" My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION: "Just wait until we get home." My Mother taught me about RECEIVING: "You are going to get it when we get home!" My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE: "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD: "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job." My Mother taught me ESP: "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?" My Mother taught me HUMOR: "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT: "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." My Mother taught me about GENETICS: "You're just like your father." My Mother taught me about my ROOTS: "Do you think you were born in a barn?" My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE: "When you get to be my age, you will understand." And my all time favorite... My Mother taught me about JUSTICE: "One day you'll have kids ...and I hope they turn out just like you!" Hi Folks - Have a nice day and give a thought to your father too for without both of them & God's plans you and I might not exist. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? LAUNCH - Your Yahoo! Music Experience http://launch.yahoo.com =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-W-E-B---S-I-T-E-=-=-= To Subscribe/Unsubscribe from GoaNet | http://www.goacom.com/goanet =================================================================== For (un)subscribing or for help, Contact: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Dont want so many e=mails? Join GoaNet-Digest instead ! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Help support non-commercial projects in Goa by advertizing!! * * * * Your ad here !!
