And, I  have succumbed to the demands of my good friends and indispensable
critiques on maintaining the Tits & Bits style of putting things down rather
than the mild TitBits style. So friends, you get undiluted 'Tits & Bits'
from here on.

It is one thing to be a perpetual critique, the one that gets under the hair
most of the time. But it is another thing to  pat a back or two sometimes.
This is one such case where I thankfully congratulate the Justices of the
Bombay High Court, Goa bench for the hard hitting, no-nonsense attitude they
have adopted with the brazen lawlessness by the trawler owners and the
Director of Fisheries. We still find a lot of lethargy on the part of the
government and the Director of Fisheries. Understandably, it is the give and
take, you scratch my back, I scratch yours  attitude which ensures plentiful
fish for the trawlers as well as for  the fisheries officials.

And it is commendable that even CHORS respect each other, in that one chor
cannot publicly undo another chor. They have to take prior permission from
the respective  ALIBABA to do that. And  all this time we were wondering why
this very very expensive Alibaba's cave at Alto Porvorim  always remained
"open sesame"  on the contract of which, the present  Alibaba of the
opposition  has made clear 20, percent ( cost overrun of  21 crores
included, when the actual cost was 12 crores, and which was originally 6
crores only)  I wonder if the blue blooded goan architect who won the 1st
prize for the design of this Alibaba's cave, and by all means, who  should
have got the contract, is yet paid  all of the  prize money. A  simple 'yes
sir' for the 'Bis  taka'  and the contract would have remained in Goa
instead of in Delhi.

And for those Mapxemkars who have been up in arms against the "NCERT"
(National Certificate of Education, Research & Training) should warm-up for
a new fight. This time it is the Oxford Dictionary that is being sought to
be changed. The trial pass in made at the Mapusa Taxi Stand,  main road
crossing which is now-a-days blockaded with beautifully painted sign boards
with powerful messages to the life conscious citizens of Mapusa. One of them
reads " BETTER  LATE  THENE  MR. LATE"  Actually what our estimeed Mapusa
traffic cell means to say is " BETTER LATE THEN LATE  MR...)

And the Mapusa Municipality has become active from its long hibernation. The
wrath is directed towards the two legged  hawkers in the market. Wonder when
this wrath  is likely to  shift towards the four legged hawkers who deem it
fit to make  the  Mapusa town roads to be  their stables.

As a child I had always enjoyed the trips to "Vodlem Goem" (Old Goa), not so
much for Goemcho  Saib, not for the "FERI"  (fair)  but to experience the
fascinating thrills of trees haystacks and every things in sight from
outside the window of the "CAMIAO" (Bus) moving past as the camiao moved
forward. Those were the India Portuguesa days. My recent trip to Vodlem Goem
and to the grounds of Se Cathedral in particular was very enlightening. At
Vodlem Goem, and during the goan monsoon season, it is not the mushrooms
that crop up under the mango trees but some weird looking ,reptile headed
murthies that stare you in the face. The NIO scientist at Dona Paula or the
religious scientist at the Bishop's palace, Altinho should check on the type
of rain that falls over the Se Cathedral grounds which  help sprout funny
looking mushrooms. Maybe the ASI offices next door will help.

And  if you are lucky enough to have to attend the Civil courts  at Mapusa,
you better sport Mapusa Municipal market manners. The aura in the courtroom
is such that it will make you feel at ease. The bailiff seems to be
permanently sporting a rash in his groins, fidgety,  and thinks he is on a
dramatic stage. The havaldar is a guest of honour who warms  the seat and
daydreams. The courtroom is itself a railway 'thesen' where people walk in
and out at leisure. The advocates come in colourful flowery dresses,
unpertubed. The typist types away at her own free will , most often outside
the margins and sometimes onto the typewriter roll,  often inventing the
English language dictionary. And the poor judge,  a helpless adaptable
creature in the wilderness moving a pile of case files from left-hand-side
to the  right-hand- side endlessly calling out names and waiting for the
respective advocates to make their appearances,  who are attending to two or
more cases at the same time in different courts in the same building.

Cheers
Floriano


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