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Neat. What do Goans do when they meet? Could anyone on the list offer
their insights? FN
PS: Thanks for sending it across, Nora.
On Tue, 3 Dec 2002, Nora D'Souza wrote:
> One Bengali is a poet
> > >Two Bengalis are a film society
> > >Three Bengalis are a political party
> > >Four Bengalis are three political parties
> > >
> > >One Punjabi is a 100 kg hulk named Pinky
> > >Two Punjabis are a Pinky with his brother Twinky
> > >Three Punjabis are an assault on the McAloo Tikkiss at the local
> > >McDonalds
> > >Four Punjabis are a combined IQ equal to one
> > >
> > >One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav
> > >Two Biharis are a booth-capturing squad
> > >Three Biharis are a caste killing
> > >Four Biharis are the entire literate population of Patna
> > >
> > >One Mallu is a coconut stall
> > >Two Mallus are a boat race
> > >Three Mallus are a Gulf job racket
> > >Four Mallus are an oil slick
> > >
> > >One UP bhaiyya is a milkman
> > >Two UP bhaiyyas are a halwai shop
> > >Three UP bhaiyyas are a fist-fight in the UPassembly
> > >Four UP bhaiyyas are a Kabbadi Kabbadi team
> > >
> > >One Gujju is a share-broker in a Bombay train
> > >Two Gujjus are a rummy game in a Bombay train
> > >Three Gujjus are Bombay's noisiest restaurant
> > >Four Gujjus are a stock market scam
> > >
> > >One Andhraite is a chilli farmer
> > >Two Andhraites are a software company in New Jersey
> > >Three Andhraites are a Naxalite outfit
> > >Four Andhraites are a song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie
> > >
> > >One Kashmiri is a carpet salesman
> > >Two Kashmiris are a carpet factory
> > >Three Kashmiris are a terrorist outfit
> > >Four Kashmiris are a shoot-at-sight order
> > >
> > >One Tamil-Brahmin is a priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple
> > >Two Tam-Brahms are a maths tuition class
> > >Three Tam-Brahms are a queue outside the U.S consulate at 4
> > >a.m.
> > >Four Tam-Brahms are a Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara
> > >
> > >One Bombayite is a footpath vada-pav stall
> > >Two Bombayites are a film studio
> > >Three Bombayites are a slum
> > >Four Bombayites are the number of people standing on your foot in
> > >the train
> > >at rush hour
> > >
> > >One Sindhi is a currency racket
> > >Two Sindhis are a papad factory
> > >Three Sindhis are a duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar
> > >Four Sindhis are the Hong Kong Retail Traders Association
> > >
> > >One Marwari is the neighbourhood adulterer
> > >Two Marwaris own 50% of Calcutta
> > >Three Marwaris can finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis
> > >Four Marwaris will compete with the Jews as a community
> > >
> > >One U.S. Desi is a software guy
> > >Two U.S. Desis are a lunch group at work
> > >Three U.S. Desis are a bitching session about the U.S
> > >Four U.S. Desis are four software guys, heating tamarind rice in
> > >the office
> > >microwave,cooked that
> > >morning, in their shared one bedroom ghetto, and bitching about
> > >life in the
> > >U.S
k
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