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THIS was originally circulated via the Internet, from where it was picked
up by the South Asian Jesuit magazine *Jivan*. Since I was distracted (by
the unending debate on Goanet) while typing it, an additional set of
three-proofs might have crept in which were not noticed in the original:
THREE PROOFS
to show that Jesus was Italian:
o He talked with his hands
o He had wine with every meal
o He used olive oil
that he was Black
o He called everybody brother
o He liked Gospel music
o He couldn't get a fair trial
that he was Jewish
o He went into his father's business
o He lived at home until he was 33
o He had the right people to manage his finance
that he was Californian
o He did not cut his hair
o He walked around barefoot
o He started a new religion
that he was Irish
o He didn't get married
o He was always telling stories
o He loved green pastures
that he was Goan
o He was confused about his identity
o He fought with people of his own kind
o He was always in a minority, but thought otherwise
but perhaps the most compelling evidence is that he was a woman:
o He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice with no food
o He kept trying to get the message across to men who just didn't get it
o Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work
to do.
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