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From: Charlotte <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: Goa Desc <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Thursday, June 19, 2003 11:45 PM
Something for laughs - (This came to me from a friend )
Subject: Exclusive Classes for Men and Women
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> NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! ALL ARE WELCOME !OPEN TO MEN ONLY!
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> Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their
contents,each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.
> Topic 1. How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step wit slide
presentation.
> Topic 2. Lavatory paper rolls: Do they grown on the holders? Round
table discussion.
> Topic 3. Differences between the laundry basket and the floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics
> Topic 4. The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and
fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on Video
> Topic 5 Loss of identity: Losing the remote to your significant other.
> Helpline and suppport groups
> Topic 6 Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right
> place instead of turning the house upside down while
> screaming. Open forum
> Topic 7 Health watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful to
yourhealth. Graphics and audio tape.
> Topic 8. Real men ask for directions when lost. Real-life testimonials.
> Topic 9. Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel
parks?
> Driving simulation.
> Topic 10. Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
> Online class and role playing.
> Topic 11 How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation
> exercises,meditation and breathing techniques.
> Topic 12 How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays,
> anniversaries, other important dates and calling when
you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions
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full lobotomies offered.
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> Next Evening Session: EXCLUSIVE CLASSES FOR WOMEN
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