For Your Sunday Laughing Pleasure: The Rape case in Goa:
Just recently I read the complete report from the students - eyewitness to the events related to the rape case in Goa's college. I compliment them for their courage to stand up to the politicians, the press, the bhatkarnis and every Goenkan mother-in-law in Goa and abroad. I was a slow reader because it was pointed out that this report was on the net a few weeks ago. Now looking back, I realize why the Goanet sites went dead on this issue for quite some time. This was after a crescendo of borem vodlem theories and micro-dissection of physical, mental, emotional, social, institutional, anatomical, psychological, physiological, pathological, pharmacological anim all the other .....ogical rapes. These speeches and write-ups could best be characterized as 'Zonzonnit' .... 'hodeghant'! Now we are told that all this really applied to the truth not the facts. But, the incident allowed every Gabru, Forsu and Pedru anim every Kenkro and Kenkri anim songlem ghorcarni to use the word "intact hymen" anim other borem technical uttrac. They did so without having to wash their mouth with holy or Ganga water after uttering those sacrosanct words. Amche tempar, we could not dream of it, let alone say it or write it without ekk zappat from our bapui, bhau, mamma, xamai, mistri, ani tebair padri-vigar at the confessional. The writers had more fun scripting on "intact hymen" than the four boys in custody. The only exception was Gabe Menezes from UK. So frequent was the word "intact hymen" used, that the other day I met a Goenkar in New York City. He came up to me and said, "Kitem Saiba? Koho Hahai? Tujen borem vodlem intact hymen". I responded, "Same to you". That brings me to this story of this Goenkar in England who was taking his girl friend for a walk in those beautiful English green meadows. They came to a white picket fence. Kenkre was full of energy and he jumped over the fence with great ease. After-all he is a Goenkar and has done that often. Very gallantly, he offered his hand to the lady offering to help her over the fence. She said, "Thanks, but I can do it myself" and she jumped over the fence. She said to Kenkre, "Did you see my agility?" Kenkre munta (said), "Voi ghe, Yes I saw it, but I did not know it was called agility." Now Kenkre knows what it is called. Agility! That's sounds better than "Instant Heaven"! Regards, GL ########################################################################## # Send submissions for Goanet to [EMAIL PROTECTED] # # PLEASE remember to stay on-topic (related to Goa), and avoid top-posts # # More details on Goanet at http://joingoanet.shorturl.com/ # # Please keep your discussion/tone polite, to reflect respect to others # ##########################################################################
