For Your Sunday Laughing Pleasure: ADAM Goenkar rre? ADAM as a Goenkar anim Goa as Paradise!
There have off and on been stories that Goa was the Paradise of the biblical account. Goa is certainly favored as a special mythological place in the Hindu epics, ancient and religious texts. By these accounts, Gomanta / Goa is reclaimed from the Arabian Sea by some supernatural power. Goa is beautiful, lush green and it has / had an abundant collection of fish, birds, reptiles and mammals - in short Goa has everything one would expect in Paradise. See books for source of the name Goa and Goverashtra. Most current tourist books call the place 'Paradise' and so does its tourism Minister anim tea bair (and in addition) the chief Minister. So it stands to reason, God / Dev would have placed Angle Diego Anton Manerkar (ADAM) in Goa for the best success of his ultimate creation. The case for paradise being in Goa is even stronger by the behavior of Angle Diego Anton Manerkar (ADAM) as the pirmeiro Goenkar. According to the good book, Angle Diego Anton Manerkar ADAM (like all Goenkars) was having a great time in Goa. He traveled from North to South Goa and all over the place- nanga panga - like some of today's dwellers do and many others would love to do. He enjoyed the many creatures that God placed in Goa.... As we know, in spite of his bliss and contentment, God felt that Angle Diego Anton Manerkar (ADAM) needed a companion. So as the holy book says, God came to ADAM and said, "I will make you a partner. She will take care of you and cook your meals. She will keep you healthy, happy, sossegado anim tea bair nurse you to health if you ever fall sick. She will sow your clothes and wash them when they get dirty. She will be beautiful, polite, obey and listen to every word that you say anim never back-answer! She will bear your children and be a perfect companion. In short, she will be a faultless and flawless ghorcarn." Angle Diego Anton Manerkar (ADAM) like a true-blooded anim caamplete Goenkar responded to God, "Borem, Borem, Borem! I get the picture! Maka sang: Haaw maaach will this potim cost me?" God munta, "For such a perfect handiwork it will be at least 'An arm and a leg'!!!" Angle Diego Anton Manerkar (ADAM) like an archetypal and emblematic Goenkar started making kit-pit, tamasha, wrangling, quibbling, bargaining and finally responded, "OK, OK, whaaat can I get for a rib?" Now you know the rest of the story..... Well we got Elvita Veeneeta Ermelina (EVE)! The creation story ends with how the ghorcarni (wife) got her sweet retribution. She ended Angle Diego Anton Manerkar (ADAM) dress code as well as a few other freedoms. She made him PEZ so that he would not make another stupid decision. But thanks to Elvita Veeneeta Ermelina (EVE), theecho gho (husband) Angle Diego Anton Manerkar (ADAM) lived happy for anik dhon xombor pavsale - another two hundred rainy seasons. ########################################################################## # Send submissions for Goanet to [EMAIL PROTECTED] # # PLEASE remember to stay on-topic (related to Goa), and avoid top-posts # # More details on Goanet at http://joingoanet.shorturl.com/ # # Please keep your discussion/tone polite, to reflect respect to others # ##########################################################################
